sightofsea:

sightofsea:

i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it’s devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

car: stops for me at a crosswalk

me:

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oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega

(via callgirl-of-cthulhu)

czx

pisnicht:

rthko:

Taylor Swift mailed me a pipe bomb because I’m gay. I don’t have proof. You just have to believe me.

i do

(via tokaiju)

czx

annevbonny:

ill be like “ive had it” and two seconds later i will start enduring

(via xosiren)

czx